Bartender: “what kind of shot would you like?”
-“a tequila shot with a clam back”
Bartender: “Oh, you mean a Sweaty Mexican.”
-“a tequila shot with a clam back”
Bartender: “Oh, you mean a Sweaty Mexican.”
by All about Thelma September 20, 2019
The first party we went to was super douchey but we staged a Mexican recovery and found a much better one soon afterwards.
by panopticonopolis March 23, 2015
A cat that has Mexican origins. They often meow with a Spanish accent and love a good taco and burrito. (a churro is a favourite as well)
The appearance of a Mexican cat is known to look similar to a very beefy and butch fur ball. The size is smaller than your average elephant but bigger than your average turtle.
The appearance of a Mexican cat is known to look similar to a very beefy and butch fur ball. The size is smaller than your average elephant but bigger than your average turtle.
Gerald: Hey have you seen that new kid on the block?
Paul: Yeah I heard not to mess with him he has a Mexican cat.
Idiot: wanna fight mate?
New kid: fight my Mexican cat!
Idiot: oh shit you have a Mexican cat better not mess with you.
Paul: Yeah I heard not to mess with him he has a Mexican cat.
Idiot: wanna fight mate?
New kid: fight my Mexican cat!
Idiot: oh shit you have a Mexican cat better not mess with you.
by Refofel June 27, 2015
When your morbidly obese Chihuahua walks on your back while your girlfriend is trying to give you a massage.
by Mr. GL April 15, 2017
by JKScandal April 01, 2015
When a Hispanic woman preforms oral sex on an elderly male. And takes a dusty cum shot to the face, breasts or any other form of old man money shot.
by Wreck it Ralph April 17, 2016
Folding a match in a matchbook back, and snapping your fingers to ignite it; then motioning your hand like you are closing a zippo lighter to put it out.
by DuckDodgers2350ad June 07, 2011