Shrek

A god of meme and humor.

Caleb: give me a funny meme to look up.

Alex: Shrek
Caleb:*just dies*

by uridiotfriendalex May 6, 2019

Shrek

The most amazing and beautiful creature to ever exist. Hot. Sexy. Too perfect for this world. Also my future husband. Back off ladies he’s mine.

Female: Is that Shrek?
Me: Yeah back off hoe

by Donya Ren May 13, 2019

Shrek

A unit of measurement meaning the length of a movie (around 2 hours)

Talk to you in a shrek

by That One Girl Geek May 18, 2019

Shrek

A massive ogre who has multiple layers of foreskin so you better clench your ass cheeks as tight as possible.

Shrek is love shrek is life.

by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019

Shrek

My step dad

Shrek is love, shrek is life

by Frankinberrie December 11, 2019

Shrek

A rather sexy ogre, coming from a swamp in Sherwood Forest. This seductive creature can be found in a few dreamworks movies and on Netflix. Strangely enough, this ogre has a cucumber instead of a sausage.

This man was about just as hot as shrek..

by Shrek, ogre, sexy, shrex December 12, 2019

Shrek

God

I worship Shrek
I have a shrine for Shrek
My religion is Shrek
Shrek is my life

by FatAss DumbleDaddy December 14, 2019