Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,

Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

Captain Scratch Balls

Someone scratching their penis because it's itchy or they're experiencing pleasure from stroking or caressing.

Captain Scratch Balls: Scratching your penis when you have pleasure from being caressed and stroked.

by shailockbear November 13, 2025

Scratch talker

A person who keeps messing up a word everytime they type something

Shingo: Stfu Jakarter, you speak like a scratch talker you chudling. Dont make me imalgaforph you into getting jimmy’d until you go fuck your self and slepe with the agentes, you WILL and CAN get cancelled."

by darkshadow0708 November 13, 2025

Scratch

An popular website that is made to introduce kids to coding. You can find it on scratch.mit.edu

Are you aslo on Scratch? If yes, can you tell me your username so I can follow you?

by #Bogdan# November 25, 2025

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Scratch

Fuck off

When you say happy birthday to a weirdo hoe and they say “scratch” bc they don’t gaf abt a happy birthday text

by A noym April 28, 2025

Cat scratches

A way to describe self harm scars that were caused by sharp objects

Why do you have so many cat scratches on your arm?

by Andie the cat May 17, 2025