You: just to let you know I know the real reason.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.
by Ben.C.2008 February 25, 2022
Get the show and tellmug. by Blackboyjb August 27, 2022
Get the Yea let me tell youmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
Get the `~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`To`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`mug. talking while having the phone as though you were talking to someone on the phone but in reality you really are just talking to someone that is around but not really talking directly to them
I had to tell the phone about what I thought was wrong.
If I had to tell the phone then I would get booked.
If I had to tell the phone then I would get booked.
by Mr. Tellthephone Parrot July 10, 2010
Get the tell the phonemug. ??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"
Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
Get the Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never foughtmug. by GringoSeisNueve September 22, 2021
Get the Mexican Show and Tellmug. A phrase that is used as an alternate to the polygraph test. And can be used to elevate heart-rate beyond normal.
person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: tell me again.
person B: tell me again.
person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: ...
person B: tell me again.
person A: tell me again.
by ellenrosuvelt April 18, 2020
Get the tell me againmug.