Thought scorpion

A fake term used to trick boomers

Hey have you heard about Thought Scorpions? Boomer: No. You: L

by Person9876543212 October 19, 2022

Limbo thoughts

A thought that is there but isn’t at the same time it is also able to keep you from thinking right and make you upset it basically is a stuck thought that is a void and it spreads so yeah it sucks

Ugh limbo thoughts suck they are voids that spread to other thoughts and you can’t shake them

by Ultra bot October 22, 2023

rape thoughts

Wtf is wrong with you

I have constant rape thoughts.

Sir/Madam, you are under arrest

by Dave Rodneys February 20, 2018

Colour Thoughts

When certain thoughts align with certain colours.
Red Thoughts - Sex / Romantic thoughts
Green Thoughts - Normal, positive thoughts

Blue Thoughts - Mundane, everyday thoughts
Black Thoughts - Thoughts that should be very much illegal
Purple Thoughts - Thoughts of self harm and suicide.
Orange Thoughts - Playful, weird, fruity thoughts that make no sense
Pink Thoughts - Thoughts of negativity and unhappiness

I'm having some crazy Colour Thoughts right now, bro! Damn

by CoryXZeeke September 6, 2023

Nigga you thought!

When you're expecting something typical, but the completely unexpected happens instead.

"I can beat his ass. He 5'4 and im 6'1 225lbs"

*said ass beater gets his ass beat*

the actual ass beater: NIGGA YOU THOUGHT!

by thvniggv March 30, 2025

thought daughter

used mostly on tiktok to describe a teenage girl who is rather philosophical/thinks a lot - somebody who reads a lot of classics, owns folklore taylor swift vinyls and listens to phoebe bridgers

on tiktok: pov: my parents got confused and chose thought daughter so here I am journalling all my thoughts whilst listening to phoebe bridgers

by underocean March 21, 2024

Thought coma

A thought coma occurs when you've been given orders by multiple coworkers, and you keep stuck by all the stuff they said though your brain can't think anymore, and your energy is drained completely.

Coworker 1: What's happening to you?
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.

by modhek February 2, 2022