ass fork

A new form of cutlery used to “eat ass”

I need new ass forks mine is covered in shit!

by JTheAssForkMaster October 8, 2019

Nice and Fork

Kid-friendly version of ‘knife and fork’ - used in households where sharp blades are discouraged; thus keeping the word Knife out of the lexicon. For as long as possible anyway.

Cutlery typically comprises a fork and a spoon only; hence known as Nice and Fork

OK kids - get your nice and forks from the tray then come and sit on the picnic blanket

Parent - please set the table with the Nice and Fork

Child - ugh

by scmat August 14, 2022

fork licker

a fucking retard who thinks licking forks is better than sticking them in the electrical socket.

Guy 1: So you lick forks, don't you?
Fork licker: Shut up spoon sucker.

by Spoon Sucker November 30, 2022

Fork of shame

When you give up on using chopsticks and ask for a fork at a Chinese resturant.

Max tried but couldn’t get the hang of using chopsticks. The waiter saw the struggle and brought him the “fork of shame”.

by Long Island Rob November 26, 2018

Fork

A fork is when someone is being 3 faced

Omg your such a fork you say you like mary in front of Antony then u say you dont in front of Jack

by thealieninyourtrash February 4, 2021

Cork the fork

Get a vasectomy; prevent semen production

Jerry’s wife made him cork the fork to prevent more kids.

by Martin in Parkin May 27, 2023

Twirly fork

Some stupid shit shane dawson made in a video

So you take your twirly fork and you put it in the spaghetti.

by anonymous November 9, 2020