Evening.
by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 26, 2025
Get the eveningmug. A woman who you only have emotionless sex with, and only after 5pm. Usually a woman who may be used briefly for sex after leaving work, but before returning home to your wife, or dog.
by The Conflicted German September 23, 2016
Get the evening socketmug. A common Norwegian male name and one of the most frequented pun-names.
It is also overused by white girls that somehow stop living when they no longer can do Even.
With great power comes great responsibility as an Even can end the lives of white girls by simply denying them the chance to do Even.
It is also overused by white girls that somehow stop living when they no longer can do Even.
With great power comes great responsibility as an Even can end the lives of white girls by simply denying them the chance to do Even.
This Starbucks coffee is so great I can't Even right now! or Even, you're such a great friend, but you're also a cunt.
by Abnormalgame December 19, 2018
Get the Evenmug. An uncommon term used to describe any sauce and or dressing that covers any dish that has been layered perfectly resulting in total satisfaction of said dish or meal.
Dude, I went to sheetz and ordered the french fry bowl with queso and got an even spread! Fuck yeah!
by Youseemalittletenseman December 2, 2022
Get the even spreadmug. 
A phrase used when a person, team or nation is not at their fullest capacity/ Peak yet and they are dominating a competitor.
Did you see how I just went 63-2 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!
Example two: Tre flips are a warm up trick, it ain’t even half time yet 🥱
Example two: Tre flips are a warm up trick, it ain’t even half time yet 🥱
by Denied AKA Cipher March 13, 2021
Get the It ain’t even Half Timemug. A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.
TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.
by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020
Get the Even the skinniest dog has fleasmug.