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Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!
by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022
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zim zim coconut

an expression of extreme frustration and anger. It stems from an onomatopoeic aproximation of Hiro Nakamura's Japanese expression of frustation in Afica in episode 40 "Dying of the Light" of Heroes.
(after watching someone take the last parking spot at the mall on Christmas Eve)
Zim Zim Coconut!
by gregbell76 February 28, 2009
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Coconut Surprise

The act of putting two fists in an orifice and one's dingly wingly between the fists.
Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!
by McFetus February 21, 2015
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coconut

a coconut is your mom
by poopsterer August 19, 2022
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coconut cluster

a delicious chocolate candy with coconut in it, made by Sanders
by Mama Whirls December 28, 2014
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Coconut nest

Sodomizing someone with your oiled, shaven head.
Did you hear about Costanza last night? He totally gave her a coconut nest.
by Galiant March 5, 2021
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Coconut Bo

๐Ÿ› RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE ๐Ÿ›
Person 1: ๐Ÿ› RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE ๐Ÿ›
Person 2: ๐Ÿ› RETURN TO COCONUT BO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE ๐Ÿ›
by Dead_Thing_Walking September 13, 2021
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