Mayonnaise bong

To hit the mayonnaise bong, is to suck a cock until it cums.

Hit that mayonnaise bong.

by Killerzeek October 14, 2017

Shlong-bong

When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick

Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly

by Robert Robert May 18, 2021

Bong-Berg

A collection of ice cubes in freezing cold bong water fused together to create the almighty Bong Iceberg, aka "Bong-Berg".

Tony: "Dude, check out the size of that fucking Bong-Berg!"

by Soft Machine April 13, 2008

bong vivant

A classier stoner. Think bon vivant, but with more cannabis.

Look at that individual, they are smoking their homegrown kush in a three-piece suit. They are a bong vivant.

by arrano June 11, 2018

Skun bong

If spongebob was a crack addict he'd be named skun bong

Panflicked: Yo skun bong whats up
Skun bong: *L A R G E S N O R T* aaaAAAAAAAAHHHHH

by ValandSkull2idiots January 25, 2021

Can bong

A can bong is a bong/pipe made out of a can to smoke weed through. The people who use can bongs are usually nittys who don’t have a bong/skins.

Dan have you got a bong.

Nah but you can borrow my can bong.

by ShsksisisozoPs June 10, 2020

Bing bong

bing bong

Bing bong means your life is a joke, what are doing with your life

by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021