curtis blonden 

it is an ugly mean person he is an assholethat only thinks of himself not how other peapole feel in other words he is a bitch that picks on girls

bitch curtis blonden

curtis blonden by i am the hbic August 6, 2009

pseudo-blonde moment

When someone has a blonde moment and their hair is not originally blonde.

Kelly (not born blonde): As I was leaving for work today I couldn't find my keys. I looked everywhere in the store and even asked my friend to help me look for them. When I got to my car, I found them... I locked them in my car.

James: Haha, you had a blonde moment.

Kelly: I'm not blonde, though.

James: My bad, you had a pseudo-blonde moment.

pseudo-blonde moment by Jimbabwe88 July 4, 2011

Monet Blonde 

A girl that looks good from a distance, but when you get close up, you observe that the brushstrokes are somewhat crudely assembled. A work of art she is not.

I thought I saw a gorgeous chick the other day, but she was a disappointing Monet blonde when she crossed over the road.

Monet Blonde by wizzerman February 23, 2012

Apache blonde 

A person who has equal parts blonde and another colored hair. Usually black underneath and blond on top. (A patchy blond).

"With all the blonde on top, but black underneath, what color do you call your hair?"

"Apache blonde."

Apache blonde by scorpiogirl August 9, 2012

Blackout Blonde 

A nice way to say gray hair.

No grandma, you don't have gray hair! You're just a blackout blonde.

Blackout Blonde by HairGenius September 30, 2013

pumpkin blonde 

A color of blonde that is specifically for blondes that want to continue to be blonde throughout the fall.

"Hey Allison what color are you dying your hair this fall?"
"Pumpkin blonde"

pumpkin blonde by LegallyBlond November 17, 2015

Beyond Blonde 

1. Dumber than dumb
2. Dumber than a stereotypical blonde
3. No clue
4. Clueless
5. Unaware of surroundings
6. Air head

1. Man that dude can’t spell a two syllable word
2. Person 1: Did you hear about the World Trade Center, you know twin towers
Beyond Blonde: what! when? ...oh you mean the County Jail (Los Angeles County Jail) is refered to “twin towers”
3.friend 1: “What a dumb ass!” He went an did it anyway.

Friend 2: yeah I told em too
Friend 1: that muthaf*^ka’s beyond blonde

Beyond Blonde by byMarkeeDeejune2018 June 30, 2018