random squared

randomer than random

indescribable circle ^ random squared! SUPERMALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by "fun 'n' games" March 14, 2008

square pussy

when the fupa is so big it creates a line, making the pussy look square.

“Damn that’s a square pussy if i ever seen one !”

by aleversace February 28, 2019

Square Lesbian

A general lesbian, the most stereotypical dyke.

Short hair, potentially a mullet, a a faux hawk, or a buzzcut
Wearing flannel, giant short sleeve shirts potentially plaid

Jack: "Whoa what kind of lesbian do you think Jared's mom is?"
James: "Definitely a square lesbian. Look at that plaid and that buzzcut."

by Picklypickle September 24, 2014

Time Squared

When you are walking down the street and stupid foreigners stop in front of you because the light is red, even though there are no cars coming.

Matt: Sorry it took me so long to get here, I got Time Squared like 5 times on the walk over.
Josh: Yeh I hate those stupid tourists

by Angry New Yorker November 30, 2011

ex-squared

Your first ex, in the event you've been divorced twice. This term avoids confusion, is succint, and has the added benefit of showing you have a sense of humor.

I'm on speaking terms with my ex, but if I never see my ex-squared for the rest of my life, it will be just fine.

by Larry the wordsmith May 14, 2016

reachin’ for the squares

Heading to the Waffle House.

I was out all night sinking beers that come 3am I was reachin’ for the squares!

by ceejaydee July 1, 2015

square firecracker

when a fart comes at but the but you leaned to the side, and it’s very loud on the chair

I had a big square firecracker in class

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023