Shrek story is a story you told to an individual so many times that the person can repeat the story back to you.
Michelle was telling her sister about the time her best friend brother was pretending to be Shrek. Her sister turned around and said you told me this story before let me tell you the story. And proceeded to say the Shrek story back to her.
by Amandokas April 17, 2023
person 1: yo did you see that fine ass shrek badussy
person 2: yeah i did i could see it coming out after the mud
person 3: mmm yeah that shrek badussy looks scrummy
person 2: yeah i did i could see it coming out after the mud
person 3: mmm yeah that shrek badussy looks scrummy
by shrekbadussy101 July 01, 2023
by rhmpe December 20, 2022
by LozzTinG January 26, 2015
someone that thinks he can pull huns when in actual fact is just being used for his tapper thats fading away.
by stinawaditina September 18, 2022
Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.
by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022
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