Old Kaka

Name for a friendless old witch who delights in spending her twilight years complaining about the slightest noise within a five mile radius of her, with laughable threats to tell the council and frankly baffling resistance to the use of a washing machine on "the Holy day". Apparently vomits a lot when forced to endure vibration.

Watch out for the Old Kaka when you go down.

by Ben (sans companion) January 31, 2005

Old Salt

Term used by law enforcement to describe an old police officer who is set in his ways, as when salt gets old it becomes crusty and hardens together.

SGT. Diaz explained to the rookie to not take it personal that Officer Klondike never asked him for assistance, as everyone knew that Klondike was an Old Salt that wanted nothing to do with rookies.

by Sacramento Solon December 24, 2018

Old Fashion

When a female strokes the male genitalia. Otherwise know as a handjob.

Crystal gave the random Britsh guy an old fashion in the hotel bathroom while her friends were in the other room.

by RandomEpic February 18, 2011

The Olde 57

When a dude shoves frozen tomato paste up his ass to simulate a period , and then you fuck him in it.

"Cyrus was being a bitch about life today , so I gave him the olde 57 and told him to shut the fuck up."

by T3rm1nator1000 March 9, 2023

Old buddy

Jason, shifty, ol buddy shifty, Lenziwarrior, shifty hammer

What’s up old buddy? How’s it going old buddy? Party tonight old buddy?

by LenziWarrior February 26, 2020

Old Fud

Essentially the same as a geezer, but only in the American sense. An old and decrepit person, a clean version of "old fuck" or "old fart". Especially one who is cranky, eccentric or both. It is a derogatory term, but not horribly so. Unlike most similar terms it can apply to men or women; and elderly couple can be referred to as old fuds. Sometimes old fuds will even refer to themselves as old fuds, as if to say "I didn't die before I got old!"

Why is traffic so slow? It's that old fud with no place to go and all day to get there.

I got into a wreck with an old fud that shouldn't even be driving, can't see over the steering wheel.

For an old fud you move pretty well!

by Old Radio Collector July 17, 2013

old six

The old six is the player who are outside the team or play very stealthy.

I got killed by an old six.

This old six is an idiot.

You are an old six.

by WTFWTFWTWF January 11, 2023