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Local Mexican

User in SoFIFA.com, talks in broken Spanish, and says puto and joto all the time. Connects on General Discussions on the night and mass downvotes selected users, even if they didn't do anything to him. Is related with some Mexican users, and with his alt Mexicano Guapo.
"Oh no, Local Mexican downvoted me and replied to me in broken Spanish"
"Local Mexican is a big blooded American pretending to be a Mexican"
by ameteriavis August 29, 2021
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red mexican

a mexican sunburnt after a hard day of crossing borders
by beastkillah November 20, 2013
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Mexican Cat

A cat that has Mexican origins. They often meow with a Spanish accent and love a good taco and burrito. (a churro is a favourite as well)
The appearance of a Mexican cat is known to look similar to a very beefy and butch fur ball. The size is smaller than your average elephant but bigger than your average turtle.
Gerald: Hey have you seen that new kid on the block?
Paul: Yeah I heard not to mess with him he has a Mexican cat.

Idiot: wanna fight mate?
New kid: fight my Mexican cat!
Idiot: oh shit you have a Mexican cat better not mess with you.
by Refofel July 7, 2015
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Mexican Gabo

When someone lose their minds and shout their relatives heads off.
Oh man he got me so angry i went full Mexican Gabo on my father in law.

I told my cousin he should leave me alone, or I'll go Mexican Gabo on his ass.
by HAGYJALMAR December 23, 2020
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Mexican Heaven

Mexicans go to "Mexican Heaven" when they die if they've been good. Where jesus lives and buys chain steering wheels
by Mr Pickles August 4, 2012
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Mexican Mile

When your ride doesn't show up and you (and your amigos, if any) have to run to your destination. The more people, the better. Typically, wearing sombreros makes running a Mexican Mile more fun, thus giving it the name.
Our ride bailed out on us so we had to run a Mexican Mile to get to the party.
by TheFiend138 June 16, 2014
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Mexican Teletubbie

When you put your legs behind your head and your partner wears a teletubbie headband and bull rams the top of the headband into your Ass
Hey John any plans for tonight?

Ya dude I'm gonna Mexican Teletubbie my girlfriend tonight
by MTinside January 28, 2018
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