Landon

Most likely a kid who talk about someone but is way more worse then himself. Probably looks like a girl and has no type of muscle. His flaw is him not showering for average of 3 days straight.

“Landon why can’t you lift the paper up?” - Everyone

by dereck123 March 18, 2019

Landon Severson

Landon is usually a beast of a male, an alpha if you will, he loves squatting 500 and above and can bench your girl friend. He is in fact a very hearty man but will take your girl.

Wow is that a Landon Severson I might bust! Ok

by Duffenshmurts April 28, 2021

Landon kinkter

when you get play once a year with a 6/10 chick and you ask her if shes kinky

yo bro i pulled a landon kinkter last night

by Landon Bichter June 6, 2022

Landon

What the actual fuck, this mans is heckin wild, keep him away from your socks

holy shit run Landon is coming

by big hecken February 6, 2019