Karma

"I don't wear a mask. The schools open or they don't get funding. This is going to go away without a vaccine. Our numbers are great."

Donald J Trump: "Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19."

The letters in "Make America Great Again" rearranged are "i.e., Karma Came Great Again.

by mysticalrivers October 2, 2020

Karma

Karma is a bitch but only if you are Jesus was a bearded man and God is a woman the devil is a lie.

Speak of the devil, is that karma I smell?

by bushlight November 7, 2017

reverse-karma

Normally, bad karma is when something comes back to haunt someone.

Reverse karma is when something comes back to haunt, but it haunts someone else, not the original person that deserved the karma.

JOHN (angrily): Where is the remote Jane!?
JANE: Why do you always assume I have it?
JOHN: Oh, I'm sitting on it
JANE: That's an example of reverse-karma because your actions came back to haunt me instead of just you because you wasted my time and hurt my feelings!

by HomelessPaddler January 22, 2021

Karma

Karma is my boyfriend, karma is the breeze in your hair on the weekend, karmas a relaxing thought, karmas sweet like honey, karma is a cat, flexing like a Vegas acrobat.

Me and karma vibe like that

by Thatgirlnmedaj June 19, 2023

Spider karma

The cosmic principle that dictates that whenever you kill a spider, a larger spider will scare you at some point in the future.

I safely catch the spider in a cup to release him outside so I can maintain good spider karma.

by anonymous October 24, 2023

#KARMA

Trump

POTUS Trump: #Karma is nasty. Very nasty!

by Ital Dre October 1, 2020

Google Docs Karma

When Google steals your intelectual work over their services because they plan to pay you in next life.

- Probably in next life I will be a human again because I have helped so many people through Google Docs Karma.
- There is no such a thing, you die you re gone

by FckYouTaylor July 12, 2020