Eli

A sweet and lovable guy who will never break your heart. He has a big dick, a great personality, and always a shoulder to cry on.

“I have a boyfriend named Eli”

by Richard Nixon July 18, 2019

Eli stroz

My very amazing partner and handsome person <3

I love you :

Eli stroz is my very pretty partner

by Austin_is_cool692826 October 28, 2021

GERALD ELI

A POOP THAT IS GAE

GERALD ELI IS POOP

by HAHALOOSER IS POOP January 21, 2022

eli and marshy and mike

best friends youll ever meet in your lifes theyll always be here for you and always have your back, they can be scary but nice sometimes, mike really scares me, eli is a lucky charm, marshy is sooo funny and always makes me laugh >:).hope yall have a great nights,days,years!!!!

there a eli and marshy and mike

by lolitslux July 5, 2022

Eli bee

A but of a predator to younger people around them. Even with their siblings. Eli bees are typically overweight with chubby cheeks and a backwards belly button. If you know an eli bee, then your life probably sucks.

Damn I really hate eli bees. So fat and annoying

by 34thousandPeople March 31, 2021

Elis

An emo girl who simps for a skeleton which comes from the game called “undertale” made by toby fox. She thinks she’s better then she actually is. She reacts to porn especially drawings by her friends like a five year old seeing a kissing scene.

Fruity: “being broken up with isn’t that bad”

Elis sans simp: “YOU DON’T KNOW MY PAIN!!!!! IM GOING BACK TO SANS!!!!”

by Hot dilfs in ur area June 21, 2021

Eli

Talk about a country boy. Well I got one for you Eli. Eli can steal your heart in seconds. He is a very tough person who stands up for his friends. He is very cute so when you see him try to keep breathing, because he can knock the breath out of you. So if you don’t have a Eli you need to find one NOW. I’ll just tell you now you will love him to death and never let him out of your life.

Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2E: Eli aren’t you jealous he’s mine.

by The horse lover esha November 27, 2018