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Even

a sexy motherfucker with a huge dick. fuck
Even is so sexy
by allahsiahs March 24, 2017
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are u even able

"bro are u even able"

"wdym"
"ABLE TO SUCK THIS DICK"
by a pedophile123456 April 20, 2021
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not even in a month of sundays

the phrase not even in a month of sundays means you will never do something, even if it was a month of sundays, which is impossible
John: "What about her?"
Matt: "Not even in a month of Sundays!"
by --ee-- October 7, 2023
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evening socket

A woman who you only have emotionless sex with, and only after 5pm. Usually a woman who may be used briefly for sex after leaving work, but before returning home to your wife, or dog.
Man, fuck Conchita, I'm going to plug the evening socket before I go deal with her.
by The Conflicted German September 23, 2016
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even lint

lint that is evenly distributed
That's some even lint.
by RayeDoki November 22, 2021
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Even

Even is a sexy induvidual who is one of the most talented peolpe in the world. Not to mention his legendary gaming skills.
Omg, I just did a Even
by Leagay October 31, 2018
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even

Even
a person who is extremely kind, considerate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you unconditionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enough to have a Malin for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers. They will make you a million cupcakes just because they want to make you feel special.
"Oh my god Janet! Did you see that girl's dress? Like I can't even!"
by stian e så hoooot June 23, 2017
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