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coconut

a coconut is your mom
by poopsterer August 19, 2022
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Coconut

Apart from being a delicious fruit, it is sometimes used instead of "f*ck"
"I don't give a coconut about what Karen said"
by Krumira February 13, 2022
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Coconut

When youre high on concaine and you give head until they nut. You become a coconut.
I need to get off. Find me a coconut. Those chicks are a done deal.
by MelMelJo March 30, 2021
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Coconut

A native Polynesian person who is very slow up stairs.
“Hey boss you’re gonna have to fire Fred, he’s just simply not capable of the work, he’s way too slow and stupid! He’s just another Polynesian Coconut.”
by RevenTexX October 1, 2019
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Coconut

Word used to describe desi / South-Asian people living in the West who are desi or Pakistani/Indian etc. only in name. inside, they are white. they are completely integrated and don't know much if anything about their history or culture. Typically they don't know their mother tongue.
yaar they're just a coconut. They can't even speak Punjabi.

They don't celebrate Eid or Diwali. they're total coconuts.

they think biryani is too spicy. what a coconut.
by brown munda December 17, 2023
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coconut pill

What Kamala Harris supporters have figuratively taken. It is typically used for new initiates into the KHive for the 2024 Presidential election, but everyone in the KHive has already taken it at some point in time.

This combines the coconut tree meme featuring Harris with the red pill / blue pill terminology which is loved by all kinds of weird online men. But don't fear - the coconut pill is filled with hope and optimism rather than misogyny and nihilism.
Wow my neighbor is coconut pilled. They already have a Kamala Harris yard sign and two bumper stickers.

I thought Biden was okay and I would've preferred Bernie or Warren in 2020 but I have since taken the coconut pill.
by CoconutPill July 23, 2024
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coconut baby

coconut baby ~ hor factory ~ a joke about Mēsōians from a far away book tale system Galaxy for abusing stories out of people in foreign galaxies.

A term used by a witch who wanted to overthrow the kingdom of heaven after she, from a sophisticated and mostly highly intelligent civilization, wanted to marry God and have the high angel man God's kids. She removed from her people's Good Book, using her abortion as emotional fuel and abuse as money from hokin women as a bank, that God can lie or be a trickster to save lost Souls, this planet is covered in bookworms with the same idea, and the deceivers among them decide who lives and who dies.

How so? She wrote a book and try to turn it into reality after being made fun of. It's not exactly the Irish. The elders of that Galaxy Lobos abusively look for a similar races to be oculz leaders too. The old story jumpstarts the nuke pizza planets and is reseeded with that story. Dancing poop writing words from injested life. A beast.
The coconut baby was swaddled in coconut until she agreed to leave her "pig fat" DNA behind.
by sinrlifemattrs October 15, 2025
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