Name for a friendless old witch who delights in spending her twilight years complaining about the slightest noise within a five mile radius of her, with laughable threats to tell the council and frankly baffling resistance to the use of a washing machine on "the Holy day". Apparently vomits a lot when forced to endure vibration.
by Ben (sans companion) January 31, 2005

Term used by law enforcement to describe an old police officer who is set in his ways, as when salt gets old it becomes crusty and hardens together.
SGT. Diaz explained to the rookie to not take it personal that Officer Klondike never asked him for assistance, as everyone knew that Klondike was an Old Salt that wanted nothing to do with rookies.
by Sacramento Solon December 24, 2018

Crystal gave the random Britsh guy an old fashion in the hotel bathroom while her friends were in the other room.
by RandomEpic February 18, 2011

a stupid aah term used by 12 year olds that miss old roblox that never expirienced it and also joined in 2022
by carbuncle_puyopuyo August 10, 2023

by WTFWTFWTWF January 11, 2023

To perform analingus on a gentleman caller of 55 years or older, while simultaneously using one's hand to jerk him off. Also known as a rusty trombone, but executed solely on a member of the AARP.
James Earl Jones: "I like to get my handies at the adult store in the afternoons because people get down to some Old Jazz."
by Jackets McBoots August 18, 2021

by Grewtanker September 14, 2019
