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Blue kid

That kid at school who wears all blue clothes everyday. Blue jeans, blue shirt, and blue shoes.
Hey, look at Blue kid! Why do they always wear blue?
by Jeff Candlestick January 11, 2021
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Blue Gobbler

A person that is in the Fire Service just for EMS reason. The EMS version of a Ketchup Dick.
A Blue Gobbler is a person who volunteers to be on the rescue, always ask to transport patients and won’t shut the fuck up about EMS.

Volunteer EMS Driver: “Check out this Star of Life tattoo I just got”

FF: “That’s a real Blue Gobbler move”
by Firemedick69 December 23, 2023
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Blue Brain Syndrome

Blue Brain Syndrome (BBS) is a condition where someone has dyed their hair so many times that the chemicals seep through their skull, staining their brain a vivid hue, most commonly a vibrant blue due to its popularity. This leads to erratic, unhinged behavior, as the dye allegedly messes with their neural wiring.

It’s theorized that certain colors, especially blue, amplify the erratic behavior more than others, turning the afflicted into walking proof hair dye can lobotomize you faster a TikTok binge.

BBS began appearing in the early 2020s, when "influencers" started acting like they were auditioning for a reboot of Jackass after their fifth dye job.
After dyeing her hair electric blue for the third time this month, Karen started yelling at her toaster for “disrespecting her vibes.”

Kyle’s Blue Brain Syndrome had him gluing himself to a Tesla charging station, claiming the cars were “sucking the soul out of Mother Earth’s electric ley lines.”

My sister’s got Blue Brain Syndrome so bad she tried to pay for her Starbucks with a crystal she claimed was “charged with lunar energy.”

These Tesla protesters with Blue Brain Syndrome are straight-up performance art at this point. You’ve got people with blue hair acting like they’re starring in a low-budget apocalypse flick, waving sage bundles and screaming about Elon’s secret plan to colonize their aura. I saw one chick with a blue ponytail trying to “hex” a Model 3 by keying pentagrams on the hood... like, lady, that’s not activism, that’s a midlife crisis with extra steps.
by Idiocracy is a Prophecy April 22, 2025
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Blue buster

To jerk off while outside in winter or the freezing cold.
Hey mate imma go outside real quick for a blue buster
by ThatPatas September 28, 2022
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Blue heather

A Mean girl whos sad.
happens when she gets defeated.
That mean girl looks sad .
Shes a Blue heather.
by I like penguinssss December 26, 2023
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Blue Lagoon

An alcoholic drink that consist of: 1 part coconut rum, 1 part of Blue Caracao, and 6 parts lemon juice or sour mix.

For best results, get a shaker, and a handful of ice in it, then mix the rum, blue caracao, and then the juice. Shake, and pour into a chilled glass. Pineapple, Lemon, Lime or Orange garnish.

Just a couple of notes: 1 part = 1 oz, I prefer to use Barcardi coconut rum if you want it to be stronger or Malibu if you want more flavor. In my Opinion it's an excellent summer cocktail, you can get a nice buzz off a couple, by a nice body of water, it tastes like Blue Coconut shaved ice to me, I love it.
It's quite hot outside, I think I'll go make some Blue Lagoons to cool off, and unwind in the summertime.
by Alangrae June 17, 2018
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