National head day

The day your supposed to get some head or else you’ll die alone with yo lame ass

Guy:“Damn it’s national head day”
Girl:”Who getting some me or you first?”

by Frfrnocap May 12, 2022

National Alibar Day

This day is when you say Alibar really loud on October 17

Oh shoot, I gotta yell Alibar on national Alibar day

by ThottxxSlayer69 October 15, 2019

national side chick day

The day after valentines day , national side chick day. That being result of all the pimps and players are with there main bitchs on valentines day leaving the side chick feel some type of way so they get the day after.!!

For all side chick's near and far , we celebrate you wit national side chick day, Feb 15

by GAY GOKU February 13, 2024

national kill a ginger day

Kill a ginger or beat them to almost death for being a restarted ginger on January 18 that is super restarted and is a gay ass faggot

todays a national kill a ginger day Horray we can kill them on the January 18

by anonymous January 18, 2024

National Cody Gakpo Day

National Cody Gakpo day is a day celebrating the Netherlands’ domination of the US, with the performance centered around Cody Gakpo’s masterclass

National Cody Gakpo day is my favorite holiday, I love watching all the US fans cry!

by scholesyinnit December 3, 2022

national zombie day

every December 14 is national zombie day, whenever it arrives you gotta use zombie pfp and dress yourself as him

Guy 1: hey bro wassup
Guy 2: hey, did you know today is national zombie day?
Guy 1: WHAT FR??
Guy 2: yeah bro
Guy 1: LEMME BUY THE SPY CAP RN

by trollerspy December 14, 2021

National Sex Day

National Sex Day (I do not recommend 17 or younger continue with this) But, National Sex Day is the day you get your bf/gf/spouse/other and have some sex. Don't forget a couple of condoms and lube too maybe! Have fun!!

The one reading this fucked fucked the one they were with. It was a fun. National Sex Day: A fun night with the one you are with if they give consent

by I like trains7123 April 19, 2019