Monterey Jack

The act of pouring spoiled milk all over your penis and shoving it inside your partner's anal cavity, which had a cheez whiz inserted. Then let it ferment for three weeks. Before ejaculating inside.

"Smile did you see me and my bitch did the Monterey jack a couple of days before." "Yeah, I saw you on the dinner table at your stepparents. You sick fuck."

by younevabeentoorgnifyouneva August 4, 2021

Jack

Bad

“Jack is kind of a bozo (L+ratio)” -Collin

by Poggersy April 8, 2022

Jack

Secretely a SAMSUNG RS8000 RS68N8320S9/EU American-style Fridge Freezer- Matte Stainless

Person 1: Hey have you seen Jack recently?

Person 2: You mean SAMSUNG RS8000 RS68N8320S9/EU American-style Fridge Freezer- Matte Stainless?

Person 1: yeah thanks

by Jhhbbbbbb November 13, 2020

Jack Toomey

A massive gimp who likes red haired skeletons

Jack toomey is a melt

by georgefitz88 December 4, 2025

Jack B

Known as “Mr 9” for his MASSIVE 9 INCH HORSE COCK. Will take ur girl in a moments notice but will keep her entertained for 15 mins tops.

“Watch out bro, your girl is talking to Jack B. You might as well break up with her now”

by Bigbromommy March 17, 2024

Jack Off

Someone you exceeds the base definition of a Jack Ass. This person is a moron and revels in that fact.

Matt everyday you say play that ridiculous song, you are such a Jack Off

by Fox670z January 16, 2020

jack

The most loyal,caring and shy person you will ever know who also has a 9999km slong and can use every inch. He is also hilarious and will make you die laughing. He also has a thing where he only hangs out trash bags like an Abby.

Your such a jack

by Ms.koko February 12, 2018