The Snap Backing Of A Damned Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1:Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Snap Backing Of A Damned Prayer".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025

I'll snuggle you when you get back

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.

Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?

by QuacksO December 10, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

Back Door Handy

A Threesome sexual Position where a woman lays over the lap of a male and reaches behind her to give him a hand job while the third person performs anal on the woman in such a way that the two men optimally climax simultaneously.with little thought to the woman's satisfaction or pleasure....typical dirtbag position.

Hey Graham lets slay a Back Door Handy today. my girlfriend's sister's looking hot and my gf is mad at me anyway.....sooooooo?

by flapjackal September 3, 2015

Ripping back out

To have very strenuous and punishing gay sex with another man, and then ripping his back hairs off as he ejaculates

What happened to him, I just got done Ripping back out

by Wraith426 March 18, 2021

french back

when your back becomes so unpleasantly painful from doing too much online french in the morning.

bro, i did so much french this morning that i now have french back. i have to sit up straight god DAMN.

by kkuso July 7, 2019

Tuned Back

It's what you feel like when you do just enough of the drug of choice at a time,and feel just right

I'm about to go find a good duck off spot an get my head tuned back!!!

by F.L.A.W. EN July 12, 2016