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Sweater Weather

When uncircumcised men get action during the winter. The sweater is a nickname for the foreskin; Thus keeping it warm during the season.
Damn dude, my dick is cold! Its almost sweater weather though!
by Mexicanese1128 December 25, 2020
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Bender Weather

When the weather feels perfect for a good old fashion bender. Bender weather comes in all seasons but Fall hits a little different.
Stepped outside to feel the bender weather, time to get a case of beer.
by Natty_Nate September 29, 2020
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Weather Fivecast

(noun). Exactly the same as a weather forecast except it was hella accurate.
“Enter two homies at the beach, Lorenzo and Jarome when, suddenly, it starts raining”
Lorenzo: “what tha hell Jarome you said it was ’gon be sunny all day! I ain’t never ‘gon listen to you or ya dumbass cousin ‘bout tha weather ‘gain.”
Jarome: “Yo fam, this shit wild! Imma have to go whoop Tadpole’s ass! Dat nugget swore he was givin’ me a weather fivecast.”
by Lil’ Giraffe June 1, 2018
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Queen Weather

commonly known as weather that is fit for a queen. Also associated with things or people of queen status, something or someone that is amazing.

Other commonly used terms
King weather: masculine version
Jester weather: someone or something that is dumb or silly
omg, thank you for buying me a drink! That’s so queen weather of you.
by Potatolady December 12, 2021
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Shorts Weather

The acceptable weather specifications under which shorts are permitted to be worn by males. The regulations in particular state that under no circumstances should shorts be worn in sub-freezing temperatures of below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius. Weather conditions (rain, snow, etc.) are irrelevant.
Male 1: "Dude there's a shit ton of snow outside but I forgot to do my laundry, all I have are shorts."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."
by scuffedchildhood January 18, 2020
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Body Weather

Fuck saying temperature anymore! IT'S THE 21 CENTERY NIGGA NOBODY TAKES A FUCKING TEMPERATURE BITCH! YOU CHECK THE MOTHER FUCKING BODY WEATHER!
Hey man I think I need to check my temperature. FUCK YOU BITCH IT'S BODY WEATHER!
by BODYWEATHER5000 January 18, 2012
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Weathering

Big ass rock in front yard. Leave it out there so long it starts to weather away.
That’s a big ass rock in your front yard. Weathering
by Jojo Swap June 23, 2021
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