VP Marketing

The most prestigious position ever made. You will most likely get a ton of work and emails. You are best friends with the one in-charge too.

Hey VP Marketing, did you get the other 20 emails sent today? Better respond or fail.

by Oceancommotionatthebeach June 3, 2025

Black Market Tampon

Don’t trust a Black Market tampon, for they may have used fiberglass instead of cotton.

Ms, smith: Man this black market tampon I bought sucks.
Me: dumbass.

by Jxckson April 1, 2022

jock market

Hot, sticky, dry, but clean... For dudes. They can take on eleven players at a time.

That the is a complete jock market.

by Huckleberryloves November 17, 2022