somewhere you go that prolonged exposure to can and will result in injury, death, imprisonment and or an STD
a place where evil dwells.
a place where evil dwells.
by mar'scorpio February 17, 2010
Get the satan's closetmug. When your girlfriend is knee deep in housework and you ambush her while she's putting clothes away, get her all folded up in the corner of the closet like a cheap lawn chair & bang the daylights out of her. After, you pull one of her shirts off the hanger to wipe up with.
Stacie was super busy putting clothes away, when Eric totally snuck up on her & gave her a heavy dose of the ol' closet crunch.
by ms super funnier than eric November 15, 2011
Get the closet crunchmug. A girl who dates a guy,who immedately after they break up becomes or tells everyone that he is actually gay.
by Mattiswhack69 April 10, 2011
Get the Closet-openermug. (n.) considerably a person that is thought of as dangerous based off what they reveal to another person. They usually act differently around one group of people than they will around a whole other group of people, probably to save face around a typically “normal” person or someone they like. Not to be confused with being “in the closet”, because that’s just homosexual… for real.
by Pure69 April 29, 2011
Get the Monstre in the closetmug. 1. "Did you see all the shirts that Jane is wearing?"
"Yeah, she's a walking closet."
2. "It's so cold out today I'm dressing like a walking closet."
"Yeah, she's a walking closet."
2. "It's so cold out today I'm dressing like a walking closet."
by danijd June 4, 2013
Get the Walking closetmug. by retsehcmai January 24, 2009
Get the cheesin in the closetmug. A fan of the band The Killers, but doesnt tell anybody because he or she feels that they would be mocked listening to them.
i heard that Hardcore Jenny is afraid to tell everyone she loves The Killers music. She is so a Closet Killer.
by FSU Austin January 21, 2007
Get the Closet Killermug.