Piss and Tell

The act of boasting to friends about an abnormally lengthy urination, commonly precipitated by over-drinking alcohol or water.

"Woah guys, did you hear that? I was going for like a minute and a half"
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013

cry-tell

When you're sobbing or bawling your eyes while talking or telling someone something. You sometimes do this when you can't get a grasp of your emotions yet still want to tell someone something. It's often done when you're too caught up with your emotions and can't stop talking your feelings out. You could be either too happy, too mad, too apologetic, too sad, or too scared, hence the crying, but you still want to tell your side of the story.

You: I can't take it anymore, OP!
Me: What happened?
You: My favorite band is finally having a concert here! *sniff* Waaaaaa! OP, I just wanna *sniff* go to them right now! ahfhjsfhkjhf I wanna but they're ticket already.
Me: Hold your horses right there and cry all you want but don't cry-tell to me about it. My eardrums are about to burst with you cry-telling to me about it.

by hey angela :) January 7, 2024

wait no telling

Originated in Greensprings Lekki.
You use this when someone is telling you something but you didn't ask

Girl: Yesterday I talked to a new boy
Boy: Wait no telling

by Dinosaurthings May 29, 2020

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

I Won't tell you again

Being real tired or fed up with repeating the same thing to someone because they won't listen or do what they're told.

Son: dad can't you see i'm playing video games Dad: I told you to help your mother with the dishes 3 minutes ago so go do it now. I won't tell you again!!

by Skyler Moffatt September 10, 2023

tell giuliana the answers september

when the closet has to tell giuliana (anus) the answers to her homework

they also have to help her when she has any questions

“colin what are constintines major life achievements?”
“i’m not telling you 😹”
“actually it’s tell giuliana the answers september so you have to 🤣🤣🤣”

by ya same September 12, 2022