Past Thought

When something happens, whether it’s a good or bad thing , and you look back at how different the outcome could have been if something had happened differently. Whether the events that led up to the moment were small or big, you know that the outcome would have changed for better or worse if you or someone else had not done what they did at the time. This feeling usually occurs when one is at a high or low point in their lives and they wonder how they got there. Then they look back at all the small things that had happened before that, sometimes as brief as a few hours or as long as many years. Afterwards the feeling is followed by relief and happiness when they realize that their actions were for the best and were well timed for them to be where they are now. On the other hand, dread and regret follow if what they did landed them in a bad spot and they keep thinking how changing the smallest action would not have put them where they are.

Jeff had a moment of Past Thought when he realized that he wouldn't had landed his dream job had he not offered a cup of coffee to his friend when they first met.

by Apple3.14 January 26, 2018

Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.

Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.

by Gbreezy84 January 2, 2017

twelve past

The same as midnight.

It's twelve past.

by TeacherLu January 23, 2017

when the corn is past it’s prime

simple, when taylor’s cooch is so far up, you can smell the corn!

hey pooh! look at taylor, that corn is coochie! when the corn is past it’s prime

by squigglysquirrels99 October 17, 2019

when the corn is past it’s prime

simple, when taylor’s cooch is so far up, you can smell the corn!

hey pooh! look at taylor, that corn is coochie! when the corn is past it’s prime

by squigglysquirrels99 October 17, 2019

Past the dirt

Loving someone even after death. Loving them beyond the grave.

I love you past the dirt.

by Mrs. Mo$t December 16, 2020

Copy and paste

When u copy and paste a text. (Usually used to cheat on tests etc.)

Me: Jesus this essay is so fucking long, Im gonna cheat
*Finds a website*
*copy and pastes info into essay*
Me: seems good enough.
*turns in*
*next day*
Teacher: SASHA WTF
Me: WHAT
Teacher: im not a dumbass idiot
Me: wdym....
Teacher: U get a fucking E on this essay.
Me: y?
Teacher: STOP ACTING LIKE U DONT KNOW
Me: WELL I DONT KNOW
Teacher: u really used urban Dictionary to cheat on this test?
Me: yes...
Teacher: u fucking dumbass

by lolhahahsas December 23, 2020