Square Baby

A square baby is one that comes out so deformed that late term abortion is a mercy. Typically used when describing the side effects (such as Anencephaly) of toxic chemicals during pregnancy e.g., smoking cigarettes, DuPont poisoning the groundwater with C8 in the 40's, Norfolk Southern chemically nuking East Palestine, Ohio in 2023.

Benzene, one of the chemicals released into the atmosphere after February 3rd, 2023 at 8:54 p.m, when the eastbound Norfolk Southern Railway general merchandise freight train 32N derailed on main track 1, is on the Proposition 65 list because it is proven to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm such as miscarriages.
"Hey dad, what's a 'square baby'? At school today our D.A.R.E. officer told us if we did drugs while we were pregnant, we'll have a square baby and everyone laughed"
by 2xMVR February 16, 2023
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Safety square

A less popular name for the NFPA 704, or fire diamond
Dude, that substance is stangerous, don’t you see that 3 on the safety square?
by AL_O0 January 15, 2018
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dookie squares

Toilet Paper or Moist Flush-able wipes used to clean yourself after defecating.
"Hey! This bathroom is all outta dookie squares! Someone bring me a fresh roll!
by Jmanvega310 January 28, 2016
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T squared

Also known as a "tinder tear," this term refers to an individual that crushes major ass on tinder over a time period.
On his latest T Squared, Adam Dynes crushed over 5 different chicks over a 3 month time period.
by Drm2099501 November 02, 2015
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Devil's Square

A foursome with two men and two women. One man must be passed out from drinking. Ideally, he is totally unaware of the threesome that is taking place right next to him.
I was 99.9% sure that Jay would visit Nashville again after he completed a Devil's Square by banging those two cuties on the bed next to Josh.
by HappyGoJacky October 12, 2018
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Safety-squaring

The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.
"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."

"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
by UWbadgers16 February 19, 2009
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square firecracker

when a fart comes at but the but you leaned to the side, and it’s very loud on the chair
I had a big square firecracker in class
by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023
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