Holiday

Time away from your country of residence. Specifically not caravaning

I went to spain on holiday

by anonymous July 29, 2024

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nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

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nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

by glubglubglubglub October 8, 2025

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Kelson Holiday

When your scared shitless of your task at work and fake sick to avoid the job

“Darren lined up a guy to load a rock truck but he took a kelson holiday and didn’t show up.”

by Johnsantel October 9, 2025

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nothing beats a jet2 holiday

Pretty much the only meme that’s not some weird and nonsensical AI brainrot, dangerous challenge or of an offensive manner or represents or promotes racism, sexism or any other illicit activity.

nothing beats a jet2 holiday is the only non offensive or non ai slop viral meme that took 2025 by storm.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 10, 2025

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Holiday Oil Dam

The act in which a person places a rubber bung 2.4inches deep in their asshole at 12:00 am on December the 1st. The person then proceeds to glue or tape the bung in place. Then without breaking or removing the bung to prevent the release of faeces from the body. Then at midnight every day bring the bung out 0.1 inches every time until on Christmas Day or 25th December, take it out in which an oil like shit stream will be released like an oil filled dam.

Jared- Yo bro are you doing anything special this Christmas?
You- Yeah man i am participating in the annual Holiday Oil Dam
Jared- Your a weird guy you know?

by Dinomax65 October 17, 2025

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