Hayden

Commonly used as a transgender females name but can be suited to fit A man without the female genetalia. Hayden's often have the biggest helmet you will ever see! they also generally struggle through an identity crisis of weather they are jewish or not. Generally, Haydens have the smallest penis you will ever see, Hayden can't even see it it is so small.

Attractive female: Hayden can I see you cock
Hayden: *pulls it out
Disgusted female: where is it

by MASSIVE dik BiG BOy May 24, 2019

Hayden

Hayden is the type of person to have a huge head, never knows when to stop talking, commonly referred to as an Alien or a Martian. Hayden’s are usually known for their “Strange” way of thinking, as they don’t exactly use most of the 10% of their brain, but rather 5%. If you have a friend named Hayden, good luck...

Guy 1: “Aye, why is that dudes head so freakishly large?”
Guy 2: “Don’t you know? That’s Hayden the Alien”

by Nobba_ cheese August 29, 2020

hayden

hayden the hayden with hayden. he is better than kanye west

jeff: is that hayden over there?
tom: yes that is hes sooo hot
jeff: he has no rizz

by FartyMcTart October 22, 2023

Hayden

Hayden is a HANDSOME young man, he is so sweet and caring and will never break your heart!

He is always there for you when you need him, Hayden is also a very goofy person and will make you laugh!
So, if you ever met a hayden before...
Never give him away, you'll regret if you give away a HAYDEN!

Bully: Hey is that the NERD over there?

Bullies friend: Yeah lol shes a nerd!

You: :(
Bullies: *LAUGHSSS**
Hayden: SHUT UP!!!

by Itsjustpolyester.. November 16, 2020

HAYDEN

A girl who makes her friends laugh and loves being around her friends

Oh that’s Hayden, I love her, she’s so kind

by April 21, 2022

hayden

i miss you and i hate you and i hate that i miss you. you ruined my life. i never wanna know you again but some broken part of me is still so attached to loving you.

my friends: are you okay?

me: i miss hayden
me friends: i’m sorry, it’ll be okay. yk you deserve better anyways.

by 444.dari February 23, 2022

Hayden

A bitch

Hayden is a real Bitch!

by TheRealUser November 16, 2018