cooter puff

its just a really really fun word to say,ok.oh ya and it means queefy dildoe
why is you moms cooter puff so...cooter puffery?!?
by cooter puff man May 03, 2010
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Cooter Bop punch

1. The art of turning someone into your cunt with one good, hard blow. punch.
2. When you get so tired of a dumb bitch you give her a swift kick in her cooter.
My girl got so jealous at this random woman hittin on me that she gave her the good ole cooter bop punch.
I was tired of Matt being a lil bish so I gave him a cooter pop punch.
by MidniteKitti April 04, 2015
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carolina cooter sauce

When your eating a girl out and she queefs in your face and you vomit in her vagina
Dude I Carolina cooter sauced her. It was disgusting
by Carolinacootersauce December 18, 2016
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cooter feather machine

tampon.

cooter-vagina
feather-it goes from | <--this to -->V (fans out)
machine- applicator; plastic tubee

Natalie from Bad Girls Club said (after she dropped it): "My Cooter Feather Machine!"
can i borrow a cooter feather machine?
by thatoneperson(: December 23, 2009
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Cooter slam

It is when you are fisting a girl and you pick her up and slam her down
I cooter slammed this girl into next year.
by Titans123 November 04, 2016
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Louisiana pooter cooter

A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!
She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!
by Gandolf staff September 11, 2016
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im a cooter

yo im a cooter is a ftg @(OO)@ eric poirier
im a cooter is a fgt
by ass and tiites 420 April 05, 2007
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