Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people, but retain enough plausible deniability for when the conservative relatives come for thanksgiving

Bro, are you out to your family yet?
Kind of, but it’s more of a Schrödinger’s closet situation.

by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020

satan's closet

somewhere you go that prolonged exposure to can and will result in injury, death, imprisonment and or an STD
a place where evil dwells.

that is the last time i got to satan's closet. that place is off the hook.

by mar'scorpio February 17, 2010

Closet-opener

A girl who dates a guy,who immedately after they break up becomes or tells everyone that he is actually gay.

My sister is a closet-opener, her last boyfriend is now dating a dude.

by Mattiswhack69 April 10, 2011

closet crunch

When your girlfriend is knee deep in housework and you ambush her while she's putting clothes away, get her all folded up in the corner of the closet like a cheap lawn chair & bang the daylights out of her. After, you pull one of her shirts off the hanger to wipe up with.

Stacie was super busy putting clothes away, when Eric totally snuck up on her & gave her a heavy dose of the ol' closet crunch.

by ms super funnier than eric November 15, 2011

Walking closet

The act of wearing an inappropriate amount of clothes in layers.

1. "Did you see all the shirts that Jane is wearing?"

"Yeah, she's a walking closet."

2. "It's so cold out today I'm dressing like a walking closet."

by danijd June 4, 2013

cheesin in the closet

cheerful homosexuality, often performed in a secretive manner

I swear, if those guys aren't fruiting around they're cheesin in the closet.

by retsehcmai January 24, 2009

Closet Killer

A fan of the band The Killers, but doesnt tell anybody because he or she feels that they would be mocked listening to them.

i heard that Hardcore Jenny is afraid to tell everyone she loves The Killers music. She is so a Closet Killer.

by FSU Austin January 21, 2007