Closet Cracker

A gay white person who hasn’t come out yet.

I think Gavin is a closet cracker.

by SebasV21 November 11, 2021

lexis...closet

Loves her fans ❤️ awesome fanpage! Swag 😎

I love lexis...closet

by lexis...closet October 29, 2021

in the closet gay

Your just gay but refuse to say you are :/

Max your such a "in the closet gay" just admit!!

by Camiashit May 22, 2021

stink closet

Half bathroom used strictly for pooping.

Don’t go in the stink closet, I had Taco Bell for lunch!

by 461 July 8, 2021

Walking closet

The act of wearing an inappropriate amount of clothes in layers.

1. "Did you see all the shirts that Jane is wearing?"

"Yeah, she's a walking closet."

2. "It's so cold out today I'm dressing like a walking closet."

by danijd June 4, 2013

cheesin in the closet

cheerful homosexuality, often performed in a secretive manner

I swear, if those guys aren't fruiting around they're cheesin in the closet.

by retsehcmai January 24, 2009

Closet Killer

A fan of the band The Killers, but doesnt tell anybody because he or she feels that they would be mocked listening to them.

i heard that Hardcore Jenny is afraid to tell everyone she loves The Killers music. She is so a Closet Killer.

by FSU Austin January 21, 2007