The Penser virus is a unfortunate Virus that cores a small child called Spencer this child will resemble the look of an rat but blond and clean and much less hair with A BOLD PATCH ON ITS HEAD IT will try to hide it with its stickey hair but you will always no its there always. This creature will haunt your every foot step if you are to find your self in this position the only escape is to grab a small bone from the Land of Bangladesh this bone must also be from a child called Spencer but it must be spelt backwards "Recneps" if not it will form another create called Wattam this create leaves a sexily bad smell where ever it goes
Oh my gosh you have the "Penser Virus"
by DR Penser November 1, 2018

He said he had a virus on his phone I think it’s a BS virus. He only says it when he’s hiding stuff and tries to lie his way out
by Bs babe June 24, 2020

The send virus is a term used to describe the addiction to getting sendy, sendy means to shotgun beers the way college frat kids do. This term Is mainly used Ironically.
by solusq September 10, 2025

The gnostic mind virus is belief in the general idea that man is god.
Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"
It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes
Refer to Romans 1:22-25
Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"
It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes
Refer to Romans 1:22-25
Lad 1: Me mate started meditating and now he keeps talking about "consciousness"
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus
by p0o0ooo0 January 31, 2025

When someone tells you that virus restrictions will end, they're usually assuming you think that they will end without you having to fight for it to end.
If the case numbers went up before each executive order on one phase was set to expire, what do people think will happen on the next phase? Another bullshit setback, another bullshit extension of virus restrictions.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

The “Hidweh Virus” is a very common disease. To notice if someone has become sick there are 3 things that you could possibly notice.
1. They will post bad takes and have the worst opinion of all time.
2. Everything they post may flop and not reach the view count they wish they could.
3. They will say they’re quitting but post the very next day.
1. They will post bad takes and have the worst opinion of all time.
2. Everything they post may flop and not reach the view count they wish they could.
3. They will say they’re quitting but post the very next day.
by callmethekishin August 12, 2022

The definition of anti-art. A movie so bad that it made me want to gouge my eyes out from how bad it is. It practically fits every definition of bad possible: Infuriating, Boring, Beyond Soulless, Confusing, Messy, Sickening, Propaganda, both Mindless and Braindead at the same time, Cheap, Satanic (despite being a Christian movie), Annoying, Directionless, Bootleggy, and pretty much any every other negative description of something you can think of.
Person 1: Did you see 2025: The World Enslaved By A Virus yet?
Person 2: Yes, and I'd rather die the worst death than see it ever again.
Person 2: Yes, and I'd rather die the worst death than see it ever again.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 May 17, 2025
