Toolie Toter

a little 4’9 compressed gay boy garden gnome who is very angry and mad at the world

Boy: I left my buttplug in my ass last night and accidentally fell asleep but now it’s gone wtf?
Girl: Don’t you know there’s a butt plug thief coming around at night stealing ppls butt plugs ? He goes by the name of Toolie Toter

by minergirl69 September 28, 2023

tennessee totem pole

the act of sitting on your partner's head and stretching your ass over it as much as humanly possible

"yo, Rob's an absolute freak, he's giving out Tennessee Totem Poles out in the lockers."

by butthole re-generator June 9, 2025