Half Past 12

Half-past twelve I was all alone
I can't be compromised
Fuckin' on my ex, we ain't apologize
'Cause I'm way too young and you always right
Threw it in my face, I'm on another flight
Girl at home, I ain't been living right
The little arguments always start the fight
I had to get away so I'm with you tonight
Is there another guy?

person: omg its half past 12
person 2: half past 12 i was all alone

by terroristman700 November 4, 2023

prostate paste

When a girl fingers your asshole causing blood, lube, and fecal matter to mix. Her finger is now covered with it.

She wanted to experiment with my asshole and the next thing I know her knuckles were dripping with prostate paste.

by Wrighteous53 January 10, 2018

paste

A copy-pasted piece of cheating software for Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.

Someone: Wait, your cheat's just a paste?
You: Always has been.

by Tazzuu September 5, 2020

window licking paste eater

a bad teammates in a video game who spends in time in game in bumfuck Ethiopia with his cock in hand licking windows and eating paste and wondering why they are losing

OMG that teammate is a fucking window licking paste eater

by exxtuhcee June 26, 2021

Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.

Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.

by Gbreezy84 January 2, 2017

NORMAL PAST

THE BEST FUCKING RAP GROUP EVER
CONSISTS OF KAILER the BUILDER, PLAYBOI CHRIST, NINZ, MRKIE, JACOBOUS BROWN, JUSTIN TRIGLE, AND KALEX COOCHIE

"yo, whats the best rape group ever"
"ITS FUCKING NORMAL PAST COW GANG!"

by KAILER, the BUILDER June 26, 2023

March-past

Walk past.

He march-past me.

by ‌ April 17, 2022