National Simp Month

On the month of December you can simp as much as you want.

Joshua: "Why you simping over Jasmin?"
Edwin: "Because it's national Simp Month!"

by Yung Couch October 22, 2019

heterosexual pride month

A made up month by conservatives who are mad gay people have rights, wanna be oppressed, and don’t realize that all the other 11 months of the year are already straight pride month.

Conservative: “Hey have you heard it’s heterosexual pride month?”
Norma person: “shut the fuck up bitch”

by iBeleiveInMeSupremacy June 23, 2023

National Grab Ass Month

November is National Grab Ass Month go grab some ass guys all month!!

John *grabs ass*
Leah "Why you grab my ass?!"
John "Because it's November, its national Grab Ass Month dumbass!"

by Ya boi 6969694206969696969 November 5, 2019

Slap Ass Month (girls)

Slap Ass Month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of October where girls slap boys asses in retaliation to the boys slapping the girls

slap ass month (girls)

by Jennywlliamssss September 24, 2020

National pop a titty month

In April you must receive atleast 3-4 titty pics off of any girl you like (doesn’t have to be the same)

Pop a titty it’s national pop a titty month
*sends pics of titties*

by Tittttts April 21, 2022

National grab ass months

Because all you guys are pussing out we changed it to a grab ass MONTHS from April to June :)

Just walk by and grab his/hers ass it’s national grab ass MONTHS !

by Jklmas April 15, 2019

National Wheelchair Beautification Month

Founded by Horace Knowles suggesting attaching a florist’s water tube near the top of a wheelchair by means of Velcro and inserting the real or artificial flower of your choice. It brightens the day not only for the wheelchair occupant, but for everyone they pass.

I can't wait for National Wheelchair Beautification Month.

by h0twh33ls17 July 11, 2011