Maya

Maya is a walking devil.
She is a straight, privileged white girl bitch and any time you see her, you get the sudden urge to throw up.
Ron: What a nice day it is tod-
Maya: *Walks by*
Ron: *Gags* I suddenly want to punch something. Really hard.
by tsu pon November 22, 2021
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by Urdadsux69 February 15, 2023
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"oh my god what is she doing??"
"oh thats just maya"
"ah understandable"
by gay-rat October 22, 2022
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The name of a human who is very mean and narcissistic who gets violent with people. She will victim blame and blame you, your momma and your grandma before acknowledging her own bullshit. Maya claims to be poly but in all actuality is just a slut and cheats on all her partners. Maya will use you and throw you away once you no longer serve a purpose to her. She looks like Emperor Kuzco as Lana dressed like a girl.
Omg did you hear what Maya did.
Ewwww Maya.
by IEatDirt75537 February 21, 2025
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The name of a human who is very narcissistic and wants to victim blame everyone instead of owning any of her actions. Maya is also a slut who sleeps with everyone constantly cheating on her partners. Maya looks like Emperor Kuzco as a lama pretending to be a woman.
Ewww there’s Maya.
by IEatDirt75537 February 21, 2025
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Maya is the most prettiest woman to ever live, making it almost impossible to not notice her. She sweeps you off your feet easily. So effortlessly casually beautiful. She’s very likeable. Having her around is dream coming true in its literal sense. She had the body of a goddess and the most appealing eyes making her almost intimidating. She tends to forget easily and has a messed up sleep schedule. She’s a lot more sensitive than expected.she really funny and caring she’s very fun to talk to. Her existence is a gift to the world. She has a weird obsession with teeth. She has almost no flaws making her the best person to exist. You’d be lucky to know a maya. 😨😨
Having maya in ur life is like a maya come true.
by Huhjake March 02, 2024
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a girl who loves coffee enemas using her favourite klisma
Person 1: hey why does she look so alert?
Person 2: it's because she's a Maya, she infused her favourite blend up her ass this morning
by noodame November 15, 2022
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