Lone Star Oil Gusher:

When you fuck her in the ass after she had street tacos and the back pressure causes a blowout.

Lone Star Oil Gusher: I was banging her from behind, after hitting the taco truck and she blew like a Lone Star Oil Gusher.

by Patrick Master August 15, 2025

taking a lonely

1. taking a a photo of yourself alone, by yourself; taking a selfie alone. a solofie

2. not having your phone when taking shit and having to sit in a silence intermittently disturbed by exhoing farts that are almost as loud as your thoughts because you have nothing to distract you

Definition 1:

I want to take pictures of myself but there's no real reason to do it alone... I guess I'll be taking a lonely.

Definition 2:

"I can't help it, doc, there's so many thoughts! I can't concentrate on one thing at one time."
"Uh-huh, try 'taking a lonely'. It'll do you some good."
"But what about the voices?!"

by phorgiven September 8, 2022

The Lonely Wanderer

Shoving a small turd inside the vagina of a woman.

Bro last night she let me do the Lonely Wanderer on her. I might have to wife her!

by William7 July 1, 2021

Lonely Night

when you get booted offline on a console

John i’m finna give you a lonely night.

by buttmaker October 24, 2020

Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band

A group of miserable people that never had sex in their life but still brag about girls even though the only woman they ever had contact with was their mom

Also means to have sex with someone while the album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles plays on full blast in the background.

My class is full of dickhead virgins, it's literally Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band...

by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025

Lonely Island Hypothesis

It's not gay, when it's in a three way. When in a threesome, the

Dude 1: I had a threesome with a guy and a girl
Dude 2: That's a bit Gay
Dude 1: not by the Lonely Island Hypothesis
Dude 2: Okay, fair point

by menofthesoilandthesheafandcroo November 12, 2021

Loneli

Loneli is a cool cute person with a great personality and someone that is fun to hang around loneli will laff at ur jokes even if they aren’t funny because that’s how nice loneli is.

Boy: hey do you know loneli?

Freind: no who’s that

Boy: there really nice let me introduce them to you

by Veeverysimple October 11, 2020