President's holiday

n. a day off from school that was not originally scheduled but was later "declared" by an official of said school. This type of holiday is undertaken solely for demonstrating the school's capability to do such a thing, always heralded by immense approval by both students and faculty. Similar to a Frank-Day, but for everybody.

We were going to have school this Friday, but because our football team is going to states, Dr. Michaels declared it a President's holiday!

by ZZZtofjd November 10, 2010

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Holiday

A day or series of days that are almost never for fun. Mostly used for doing homework and getting nagged at ur parents for looking at your phone for 1 second.

How did your holiday go?

Just doing homework and no fun at home for a couple of days…

by Theguywhohateslife June 8, 2021

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JG Holiday Spectacular

The best holiday tradition to come to B-game since 1906.

Random Person #1: Dude, the JG Holiday Spectacular is coming up!
Random Person #2: Yeah man let's go! It's gonna be epic!

by jay gee November 29, 2020

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Lads Holiday

When a group of friends go abroad and get pissed every night, causing mayhem.

Yeah we are going on a lads holiday to magaloof

by Pip4lyfe October 13, 2022

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Holiday Oil Dam

The act in which a person places a rubber bung 2.4inches deep in their asshole at 12:00 am on December the 1st. The person then proceeds to glue or tape the bung in place. Then without breaking or removing the bung to prevent the release of faeces from the body. Then at midnight every day bring the bung out 0.1 inches every time until on Christmas Day or 25th December, take it out in which an oil like shit stream will be released like an oil filled dam.

Jared- Yo bro are you doing anything special this Christmas?
You- Yeah man i am participating in the annual Holiday Oil Dam
Jared- Your a weird guy you know?

by Dinomax65 October 17, 2025

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