You will never meet someone just as perfect as Eve.
She is the definition of perfect.
She has the cutest smile and gorgeous freckles.
She has the figure of a super model and eyes of a goddess.
Her personality is like no other, she could never fail to make anyone laugh even without trying.
You can’t just call a Eve “fit” or “hot”.
She is a lot more than that.
If you have ever dated a Eve, consider yourself one very lucky man.
She is the definition of perfect.
She has the cutest smile and gorgeous freckles.
She has the figure of a super model and eyes of a goddess.
Her personality is like no other, she could never fail to make anyone laugh even without trying.
You can’t just call a Eve “fit” or “hot”.
She is a lot more than that.
If you have ever dated a Eve, consider yourself one very lucky man.
by hopelover22 November 24, 2021
Get the Eve Sophiamug. by Person August 12, 2017
Get the eve nig applemug. The best girl you could ask for. shes the most adorable thing you will ever see, even if she denys it constantly but she knows whats coming. shes super nice and sweet and will be there for you whenever 24/7. shes taken so anyone who trys some shit will get there shit slapped silly!
by SillyBoyTheo May 2, 2020
Get the Evemug. The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.
Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"
Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024
Get the Christmas Eve Blowjobmug. someone who is snarky , full of them self and really rude, they have friends and a boyfriend but no one actually knows how
by student04 June 25, 2020
Get the evemug. by itsasadlifejane January 12, 2020
Get the doin an evemug. this girl has a crush on probably the ugliest guy and sucks at math. she gleeks a little too much and she has a really good shrek impression.
person 1: why is ev s galloping around like a horse girl
person 2: man, i don’t know, that’s just ev s!
person 2: man, i don’t know, that’s just ev s!
by xdlogic2007 November 24, 2021
Get the ev smug.