1) A moron, idiot, dumbass, and overall stupid.
2) A human who accidentally got into santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.
3) An inferior toy-maker.
2) A human who accidentally got into santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.
3) An inferior toy-maker.
Buddy: "Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."
by AnAsian2010 December 19, 2009
Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)
by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016
It is a term used to describe a particularly attractive looking person (usually, male) whom you find "fetching" or would like to pursue a romantic relationship with. In other words, a romantic interest who is the equivalent of "oh my God! What is that magnificent creature". The use of the term is relative to its user.
1. Yo homeboy you been feeling that little shit in yo tummy when you been lookin' at that fluff piece of cotton candy?
2. Dayum! Did you see that fluff piece of cotton candy?
2. Dayum! Did you see that fluff piece of cotton candy?
by DuchessofBored December 29, 2013
by Ctrl April 03, 2006
A statement made when one urgently needs to take a large dump. This is a visual reference referring to a piece of feces (the turtle) hanging out of the rectum, and "sniffing" one's underpants. This can also can be used to describe the moments prior to soiling yourself.
Brad: "Hey Alice, let's go have sex!"
Alice: "Hell no, after eating that egg salad the turtle is sniffing the cotton"
Carl: "Forget the roller coaster guys, the turtle is sniffing the cotton"
Alice: "Hell no, after eating that egg salad the turtle is sniffing the cotton"
Carl: "Forget the roller coaster guys, the turtle is sniffing the cotton"
by rimlover October 30, 2010
Old Lady to friend:
Look at that tramp buying Satan's little cotton fingers instead of a sanitary pads like a good Christian girl should.
Look at that tramp buying Satan's little cotton fingers instead of a sanitary pads like a good Christian girl should.
by TinyTears April 09, 2009
Stoner 1 and Stoner 2 toke a fat chocolate flavored blunt...
Stoner 1: Dude, it feels like theres coffee beans in the back of my throat!
Stoner 2: You must have a case of cotton mouth coffee beans.
Stoner 1: Dude, it feels like theres coffee beans in the back of my throat!
Stoner 2: You must have a case of cotton mouth coffee beans.
by blaze1234567890987654321 August 17, 2008