alien mayonaise

a gemma that eats mayo from a aliens dick

ryan was such a baby i made him drink my alien mayonaise

by aasshrekwrekraplh March 11, 2020

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Alien

An Alien is a non-discovered being supposedly on another planet available to have life. Also very mysterious.

"Do you really think that there are Aliens in the Universe?"

by hello darkness smiled friend June 9, 2020

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To be on mushrooms or other psychedelic's.

Referring to the phenoma whereby your altered perspective produces an affect the otherwise mundane world around you as strange and bizarre, as though you were a visitor from another planet seeing humankind for the first time.

"Yeah, I went to my sister's wedding with Alien Goggles on. I never realized how fucked up so many parts of a wedding are if you take a step back and think about them.

by Some Queer Weirdo November 8, 2021

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my name is baldnora. i'm a alien from space outer

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by baldnora January 8, 2024

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Aliens

I guess, yeah... I hadn't though about that before... Why would they NOT look like people?

Hym "Well, yeah... I guess that makes sense, I mean... Yeah... When we think of aliens we think little green men or tall slender greys but yeah, why wouldn't they just look like people? I mean, they would BE people but I mean, like, they would just look human. Bipedal primate-derived humanoids. If you need a planet that is LIKE EARTH... For life to occur... And Primates evolve to develop sentience.... Why would Aliens... Not just look like humans. So yeah... This is a rejoinder to my other thing. If aliens exist, they are either stuck on their planet (like we are) OR they are already here because they don't use rocket propulsion (because that would be retarded and it takes to long to get anywhere) AND they look like people. They just ARE here. Probably trying to hoard all the women and resources for themselves because if we're all racist and morally incoherent why would they not also be that. They probably have some kind of deluded family unit worshipping breeding cult of their own and/or fed us one for free labor. They might even be a hivemind. Which is why our social structure is retarded. They would be trying to model our society after their society and we are not eachother. But, yeah, good point YouTube algorithm. I hadn't though of that."

by Hym Iam December 30, 2023

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