Brian O’connor

Makes really awkward jokes. Is white but says racial slurs like “wigger”
And “retard”though the students of his honors US history class still love him

Brian O’Connor says “Abraham Lincoln is a wigger”

by OJ Simpson 1966 December 6, 2022

Brian moment

A moment where someone named Brian will act devious and/or obnoxious to another person or you itself

Brian: *shoots a store clerk*
Brian: Oh sorry I won’t do it again
Brian again: *shoots someone again*
Me: Classic Brian moment

by some guy with crack November 27, 2021

Evil Brian

The ferocious beast of an alter ego that is awakened by ingesting near-lethal levels of whiskey, Pabst, and cheap jello shots from a honkytonk in the middle of BFE Northwest. This is not your momma's dissociated identity, this one comes with a parental advisory and a bad attitude. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya girlfriends 'cause Evil Brian's going to be taking the wheel for the rest of the night. Evil Brian is the antithesis of political correctness and loves his boys. Evil Brian rides dirty with his posse of whiskey-slamming-est, dirty road-riding-est, mean-mugging motherfuckers this side of the Rockies.

"I'm about 10 shots deep and feel my mind slipping. Evil Brian's in control now; what happens next isn't up to me anymore, but you better hope that he likes your face, so he doesn't have to rearrange it for you."

Or

Evil Brian: "Don't worry 'insert name here' , you just go on and rest now. I'm Evil Brian and imma be getting us home tonight"

by TheZVG April 2, 2020

Brian may

The best guitarist ever, honestly adorable too

My friend: who is brian May
Me: the best guitarists ever 🎸

by Red-special_guitar April 9, 2020

Pulling a Brian

Brian-(Xhosa verb for stealing)Taking/borrowing someone else's belongings then telling them you will return it but never doing so.

Martin: Where's my mask
Yusuf: Don't trip I'll bring it tomorrow
Martin: Don't be pulling a Brian on me

by /Sterring September 22, 2020

Pulling a Brian

Brian-(Xhosa verb for stealing )taking/borrowing someone's property and telling them you will return it the next day or week but never doing so

Martin: where my mask at ?
Yusuf: Don't trip I'll bring it tomorrow

Martin:Don't be pulling a Brian on me

by /Sterring September 22, 2020

Brian Hung

Brian is the sweetest person you can ever imagine. He has 2 best friends he talks to almost everyday. Their names are Annie and Connor. He uses discord almost every day and he also plays Roblox pretty often. He loves Royale High. He's straight and he's also a male.

Annie Roeng: Ugh I'm too lazy to do my homework, Connor can you help me? Connor Wong: No Also Him: Maybe Brian Hung can?

by whxeezy October 8, 2020