The act of having sex with a woman who is nearly due, while being afraid of the baby grabbing your penis and playing tug of war with it.
by J19 December 28, 2016
Get the Tug Of War mug.A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."
"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"
"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"
"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"
by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016
Get the Muddy Tug of War mug.When a person takes a firm poop into another persons butt and then two people simultaneously use the hard poop as a double sided dildo in a contest of bumper butts pushing and pulling using their ass muscles to see who has the strongest butthole whoever maintains best grip and pulls the turd out of the other participants butt wins.
The two lovers in a unifying action completley disregarding cleanliness or morals played a game of mexican tug of war.
by Theuberdude May 19, 2024
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“Last night Brad and I played reverse tug-o-war after a few too many edibles… I lost, and my soul left my body somewhere around thrust number four.”
by Watsthisthenslut May 30, 2025
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