TheeSizzler

The best minecraft speedrunner to ever exist, but has terrible rng to make up for it.

Um, TheeSizzler is the best minecraft speedrunner? - illumina

by icecream222 January 24, 2021

these fishsticks are hard as tits

extreme expression of dissaproval; derived from the tourettes guy

one day billy bob gets fired and exclaims:'these fishsticks are hard as tits!!"

by ninjamann13 June 27, 2007

Catch these hands

Fight me hoe

You bout to catch these hands boii

by Mf_starboii January 6, 2017

thesaurusize

Taking a sentence from a (generally) published source and using a thesaurus to change the words so as to avoid plagiarism.

I used one of my earlier papers for this assignment, but thesaurusized it so no one would notice.

by ExaRox February 9, 2009

The reason these tables are numbered

There's a good one, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet

Guy: Dayumm, Panic! At the Disco has the longest song titles, I mean, "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet"? That doesn't even have anything to do with the song, it's so st-

Girl: Don't you dare say the word "stupid" in reference to Brendon Urie. EVER.

Guy: But what IS the reason these tables are numbered?

Girl: Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.

by P!ATD<3 August 7, 2010

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times

If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!

by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016

Stunt on these hoes

To flex; show off. Look up the 90s term "Flossin"..."Stunt on these hoes" could be "Flossin these hoes", which is a line in a Biggy song. Basically an updated version of this.

Watch dis imma stunt on these hoes! Dis bih ain't wearin no drawz! Call da Hilton fa dat prezidential suite...12 bottles a Cris.

by Opie-Loc November 24, 2021