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monkeys in the attic

A serious mental disturb. It's used when someone is crazy or near crazy. "This guy has monkeys in the attic", means that guy is crazy.
"This guy has monkeys in the attic", means that guy is crazy.
by Bokomoko December 22, 2008
mugGet the monkeys in the atticmug.

Problem-attic

The brain of someone who is always saying how they find things problematic.
Karen found that joke you told problematic.

That’s no surprise, since her whole head is just one problem-attic, nobody really cares what she has to say anymore.
by MacPherson McFly June 18, 2021
mugGet the Problem-atticmug.

Data Attic

A low cost environment which is implemented to store data that is no longer used, but must be accessible to meet Service Level Agreements.
Moving a large database from a high cost SAN infrastructure to a low cost, dense, direct attach disk solution or Data Attic.
by storagechick September 23, 2010
mugGet the Data Atticmug.

Grandma's Attic

Referring to a woman's anus. Child word of Uhaul, referring to a vagina.
I heard you got to ride the uhaul last night. Did you get any time in Grandma's attic?!?
by spamthet January 26, 2011
mugGet the Grandma's Atticmug.

Attic Salt

(n.) Pointed and delicate wit.
Laughing is peculiar to man, but all men do not laugh for the same reason. There is the attic salt which springs from the charm in the words, from the flash of wit, from the spirited and brilliant sally. There is the low joke which arises from scurrility and idle conceit. -Carlo Goldoni
by taco_55 January 6, 2019
mugGet the Attic Saltmug.

attic monkey

A type of jew that hides, along with its money, in the attic of a house. In many cases this is cleverly consealed by a bookcase or hidden stairway.
Nazi 1 ~ I was reading some attic monkeys diary the other day.
Nazi 2 ~ oh yeah? who was it by?
Nazi 1 ~ Anne Frank.
Nazi 2 ~ Awesome stuff, i hope our boys shot her and her fellow attic monkeys; before stealing their vast cash supplies.
Nazi 1 ~ Oh, have u read it before?
by brad armstrong March 23, 2007
mugGet the attic monkeymug.

Grandpas attic

Unscrewing the air conditioning vent and placing feces inside the duct and then replacing the vent.
Jay did an Upper Decker at Caseys house, so Casey got him back with a Grandpas Attic... Jay doesn't mess with Casey anymore.
by synasthetic December 25, 2010
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