by Bod23 April 30, 2019
Life sucks , then you die.But first life rapes you up the ass and slits your throat and leaves you to die.Then a gang comes along and beats the fuck out of you and takes your wallet.Then you get ran over repeatedly by a garbage truck.Then liberals tell you to be more sensitive.And then , if your lucky , you die.
by broken down March 4, 2007
Example I-
Person 1: "Man...why is everything so complicated and difficult?"
Person 2: "No one knows man....all we know is life sucks and then you die. That and 42."
Example II- (subtle version)
Person 1: "This is effing retarded!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, you'll die sooner or later."
Person 1: "Man...why is everything so complicated and difficult?"
Person 2: "No one knows man....all we know is life sucks and then you die. That and 42."
Example II- (subtle version)
Person 1: "This is effing retarded!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, you'll die sooner or later."
by lukewarmocha October 7, 2010
similar to fake it 'til you make it; the art of brown nosing, ass kissing, cozying up to and plain out and out sycophanting some one or some group until you score that desired prize, achieve that goal, realize that golden dream.
I so badly wanted to attend Harvard University that I got the Ivy League Directory, looked up Harvard grads living in my area, called several of them up, sweet talked my way into the life of the one most easily flattered by my egregious flattery, wined and dined him, ran all sorts of errands, and became, in effect, his kept boy. Upon his connections and letter of recommendation, I gained admission - whereupon I dropped his ass and never saw him again. Suck it 'til you fuck it !
by Virgin Suicides July 16, 2017
It's a phrase used when someone rejects your offer to play a game with you and doesn't like your SCIENCE JOKES.
Meaning: Trying to suck your own dick.
Meaning: Trying to suck your own dick.
Om: Among Us?
Ryan: Nah bro, I'm Busy.
Om: Don't Create Entropy by messaging bro!! :)
Ryan: Yo fuck off man!!
Om: Self-Suck You Bitch!!
Ryan: Nah bro, I'm Busy.
Om: Don't Create Entropy by messaging bro!! :)
Ryan: Yo fuck off man!!
Om: Self-Suck You Bitch!!
by AahilKopterPussyDestroyer69 January 23, 2022
by T a y y/B August 15, 2007
Statement in response to being told that your work sucks, or you suck in general. Often said in defense of one's self when being accused of sucking by people of limited knowledge or bad information. Commonly stated in a rushed together pronunciation "idontsuckyousuck" for maximum impact, and to point out that the person doing the accusing actually sucks, not you.
- Hey, I couldn't help but noticing that you did a terrible job saving the day again, you sure do suck!
- I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!
or
- idontsuckyousuck!
- I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!
or
- idontsuckyousuck!
by Dr. Weldingstuff April 25, 2017