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Springfield ohio:

A small city in Ohio known for violence and drugs. The south side of Springfield is very dangerous and ghetto. Springfield was once voted the worst city in Ohio.
Springfield Ohio:

The worst city in Ohio.

"Don't go to South Springfield at night. You might not make it out alive."

"We can go to Springfield and get any drug we need. We just gotta be careful not to get killed."
by Ajerhamma August 22, 2017
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Springfield, NJ

Small boring town in New Jersey. There's nothing to do here. There are a lot of chill stoners and a lot of jewish people.
Person A: I'm bored, we should go to Springfield, NJ.
Person B: Hell no, ain't shit to do in Springfield
Person A: True, they got good weed though.
Person B: Yeah
by supaphatniggayo January 14, 2011
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Springfield Mall

A large, "urban" shopping mall located in Springfield, Virginia. Has been gradually abandoned in recent years do to preference for Pentagon City and Tysons, which have been deemed "less ghetto" by the general public. Springfield Mall is famous for having a "Hot Topic" and "Taco Bell Express," 97 Auntie Anne's pretzel stands, and an extensive parking garage used for drug deals after closing.

People, notably white people, who admit to shopping at Springfield Mall are usually shunned by the Northern Virginian community. Common excuses are:
"S-Springfield?...I thought this was Tysons!"
or
"I must have forgotten to take my medicine."
or
"Its OK, I'm 1/32 hispanic"

Springfield Mall is generally safe to frequent before sundown. However, NEVER go on Friday nights. EVER.
Boi, that girl's shoes is so ghetto...must have bought 'em at Springfield Mall...
by Conley Jones December 16, 2008
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Springfield

Hick town smack-dab in the middle of Midwestern Ohio. Home of John Legend, Wittenberg University and Schulers Donuts. Lots and lots of suburbs and farmland.
Springfield's okay, but I can't wait to get the hell out!
by Greta Salpeter August 20, 2009
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Springfield Township High School

A quaint suburban school in Montgomery County. About 5 minutes from the outskirts of Philly but if you asked anyone from Philly about if they have heard of it they will saw no and scrunch up their face in a "what the fuck" manner. Another popular response is the comparison to the Simpsons to which I say "No...not that Springfield"

The people in Springfield are either diehard suburbans, people who migrated from Philly and refuse to admit they are apart of our school see...G-Mob or white people who refuse to accept the fact that they are white and desperately try to be black

Everyone in Springfield hates it and if anyone tells you any different they are lieing. We all grew up with each other and are sick of seeing each other's faces.
G-Mob originated in Springfield Township High School. Arent we proud?
by C/O '05 Rep January 19, 2005
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New Springville

Where the guidoes are born. Where the typical waspoids reside. Home of the Staten Island Mall. Also where all the rapists, pedophiles, and molesters creep around. So fucking boring.
Nick- "Yoo nigga when we be chillen tonight?"
David- "Definitely not in new springville yo, boring as fuck!!"
by rocker3250 October 16, 2009
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springfield

a big-ass town in western mass that is pretty much a shithole. i've spent time there, and both my parents grew up there. it's number 18 on the list of most dangerous US cities.
one time i was in springfield and i shit you not, witnessed someone set a car on fire with a tiki-torch.
by broseph April 10, 2005
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